Saturday, October 20, 2007

Welcome

Welcome to the world of imagined reality, what ever I imagine goes.

For example I imagine I am the source for jewish news. What I don't think happened, didn't happen.

If I imagine that I get 100,000 hits a day, then I do, and I'll tell my advertisers the same.

Hatzala F-121

Just ask anyone in Hatzala about me, you'll understand the definition of under control, calm, rational, collected, cool, level-headed, and common sense.

Just kidding, you'll find out the definition of arrogant, full of it, flying off the handle, someone you just don't want to have anything to do with.

Disclaimer:

Please be advised: All thought I may be the mashba"k of Moran Harav Hagaon R' Shmuel - THE ONLY REAL Rosh Yeshiva - Nothing I quote from the Rosh Yeshiva may be considered accurate.

As the Rosh Yeshiva himself said "do hust dus gehert fun Ekshtein, eh, Ekshtein Shmekshtein. Er farshiet gurnisht fun vos ich reht."